The Wonderful World of Widdisons: You Not the bunny, Mommy!

"You NOT the bunny, mommy. Take it off!" That is all Luke would say to me while I played the Easter Bunny for our MBASA (mba spouse association) Easter egg hunt. He was completely freaked out and was the first child, but not the last, to scream in terror when I entered the room. He was a little less scared when I told him it was just me in a costume but he was very interested in me taking it off! I have never liked the idea of the Easter bunny. It has always freaked me out.

Current Quotes

Isaac

"You are always annoying me. You are annoying me my entire life!"....said when he wasn't too happy with his mother...for making him go running with me:)

Luke
"That firework was so big, it made me open my mouth."

Ruby
"Mom, so are you a little bit strong?"

Emily
"I'm super strong!"

Kyle
"You and our bizarre children"
(said this while talking to his lovely wife--I guess he finds us all so entertaining!"

Oliver

"Super-Y, a-Mickey-a-Mouse!, Oooby (for Ruby)", but my favorite is when he immitates mom and dad laughing, which I cannot describe in words!

My favorite quote

"I don't want to drive up to the pearly gates in a shiny sports car, wearing beautifully, tailored clothes, my hair expertly coiffed, and with long, perfectly manicured fingernails. I want to drive up in a station wagon that has mud on the wheels from taking kids to scout camp. I want to be there with grass stains on my shoes from mowing Sister Schenck's lawn. I want to be there with a smudge of peanut butter on my shirt from making sandwiches for a sick neighbor's children. I want to be there with a little dirt under my fingernails from helping to weed someone's garden. I want to be there with children's sticky kisses on my cheeks and tears of a friend on my shoulder. I want the Lord to know I was really here and that I really lived." Marjorie Hinckley

and just for fun, a few to laugh about...
"Who are all these kids and why do they keep calling me mom?"
"I've childproofed my house but they still get in"

insightful Louie and Ike

2011

Luke
"Mom, you know I'm not pretending. I really am a scientist. And you know what else? I'm a super hero too."

Isaac
"Mom, can you see me? (no, I can't I'm driving) Then why do they say mom's have eyes in the back of their head??"

After learning that Elder Nelson had 10 children Isaac said, "Wow, he must be really proud of his wife!"

2009

(Isaac said in a serious, matter-of-fact voice.)

"I had a bad dream.... You know what? I know how to make it so you don't have bad dreams...
(here I'm thinking he is going to say pray)
...OPEN your EYES! It is a type of super hero power."

Luke-(speaking to mommy) "When you were a baby you were in Daddy's tummy, right?"
No, I was in Grandma's tummy.
(dumbfounded) "No, her tummy just has food inside!"

Luke--and still..."I really like purple hair. I wish I had purple hair."

"I am Luke Skywalker."
Luke what does Luke Skywalker do?
"He walks."

(L)"When I grow up I'm gonna be a tiger."
(I)"how are you going to do that?"
(L) "My skin is almost orange so when I grow up I'm gonna be a tiger."

Isaac
"Is Ruby really a boy or a girl? Because they could have made a mistake you know."

Is it time for an anatomy lesson? Isaac is still clueless apparently.

Luke
"Ruby is not a kid, she is just a baby."
When will she be a kid?
After looking at the clock.
"Right now."

Isaac

"I'm such a good singer. When I'm bigger I might want to buy a trumpet to do the music."
"If you (mom) are in time out, does that mean I'm in charge?"
"It was so nice of Heavenly Father to tell the toy makers to make pokemons"

Luke

"Babies can't do anything. They can only smile and eat and put things in their mouth and be slobbery."
"Well, I didn't see me do it." This is after I scolded him for doing something naughty...only to find out later that it wasn't him, it was Isaac--that is why he didn't see himself do it...he was so confused why he was getting in trouble for something he didn't remember doing!

Isaac
"I love mama so much, 100, 100, 100, 100, 1,000, 1,000, 1,000, 100, 100, 100, 1,000 much!"
Louie
"I love mama big feet tall."

do you mean 3 feet tall?

"Noooooo, BIG feet tall."

Louie
"Ruby, I'm your biggest fan."
"Only Ruby is adorable. Boy babies are NOT adorable. Mommy, you are NOT adorable. Only Ruby is adorable."
"This is my worst day ever!" (said when anything goes wrong)
Isaac
"We are young, that means we don't have beards."
"5 is my most favorite number. It is the biggest number ever! 100 is big too."
(while getting his ears checked at the doc)
"This is getting kinda boring now, BEEP!"
(the nurse said he was the first kid who was able to complete a sentence during the test and still remember to say beep)
MULTI-TALENTED children I tell you!

Louie
(when comparing two babies)
Luke, who is bigger? Ruby or Cedric?
"ME! I am bigger!"
Can't argue with that.

"She (Ruby) is like a sour patch kid."

Ike
"Mommy, when I fell down in the garage, how come you didn't come to me?"
(um, cause I was ignoring your cries? No, I didn't say that. I said--"cause I knew daddy was going to save you, he was on his way")
"Oh, I thought you had better hear-sight."

Lou
likes to say this to everyone in our family
"you are a sad, strange, little man"
a quote from ToyStory that is quite hilarious coming out of Luke's mouth, especially the way he changes his voice to say it.

Ike
"If there was a baby contest with all the other babies, Ruby would for sure win. She is the cutest out of all the other babies." Isaac is so proud of his baby sister and loves her very much.

Popular conversations at our house right now.

Ike
"Ruby is such a cute baby! I just can't decide if she will be cute when she gets bigger. Yes? Or no? Will you be cute Ruby?"

Lou
"Baby, baby, are you adoorabull baby? Are you? Are you?"

Mommy
"Give me some space! Pleeeeease!"

2008

Questions from Isaac:

"Why do you have to do (make) money?"

"Why do we have moms and dads?"

I asked him why he thought we had moms and dads and he had no idea...and returned the question, "why do YOU think we have them?"

UPDATE: Isaac just informed me he figured out why we have moms and dads. Finally, an answer to one of the world's greatest questions.

"We have moms and dads so they can use the hot stuff for us. Like the oven and the stove and the microwave."

We tell Isaac to eat his carrots because it will help him see well in the dark. One night, Isaac called his dad in the room to read something to him, when the lights were out--the room was pitch black.

Ike, "Daddy, can you read this to me?"

Dad, "No, it is too dark in here."

Ike, "But don't you eat carrots?"

After visiting the doctor's office with me and seeing a medical picture of a baby being born Isaac and I had the following conversation.

Ike, "Is that how the baby is born?"
me, "Yes."
Ike, "Good thing I'm a boy."
me,"That is right, you won't ever have a baby but your wife will."
Ike, "Remember mommy? I'm not going to grow up to be anything? I won't have a wife."
me, "Oh ya, I remember."

Isaac still maintains FIRMLY that he will not grow up to be anything except a "big" boy. Let's just say he isn't fond of the idea of leaving mommy and daddy yet. He knows that people who really grow up to be something, leave their homes and get new ones.

Isaac is famous for his dramatic responses when asked to do work.

After I ask him to throw something away.

"All by myself? But that will take all day!"

After I ask him to get dressed.

"But that will take forever!"

After I ask him to go to the bathroom

"Why do I always have to do that?"

Usually I ask him if he wants to change jobs with me because I really have to do things all day that he would not want to do. He always tells me he doesn't want to trade and the whining stops.
Isaac, that looks great, who taught you how to do that?

"my brain just taught me."

After a FHE lesson on the Plan of Salvation (pre-earth life, war in heaven etc) Isaac said a very thoughtful prayer.

"Please help me to Choose the Right and when Satan comes at night could you please slam the door and punch him in the face?"

Amen.

Questions from Ike:

"What is a hobby, how can I have a hobby?"

"What does it mean when you say something someone doesn't like and they say, 'you're fired!'"

He is in the question everything stage. How do you make ___(insert any word you like)? he has practically asked how to make everything these past few weeks. I am feeling kinda dumb.

After telling Isaac that he needs to slow down and not grow up so fast he said,
"Okay, but how can I? I just love to eat so much. I am always hungry!"

from funny man Luke:

"Today is Tuesday! That means I get to go to the Dinosaur museum!"

"I had a pink treat! That means I get to go to the Dinosaur museum!"

"I went potty! (probably in his diaper) That means I get to go to the Dinosaur museum!"

There is no logic. He really says this after almost anything. Funny kid.

Sometimes when Isaac complains about his food being too hot, we tell him that after the prayer it will probably be okay. Well, the other day this is what happened...

Isaac, "oh, my food is too hot, we need to say a prayer."

(says a quick blessing on the food, then takes a bite and spits it out)
"oh man, it didn't work, we should say another prayer."
me, "Isaac, do you think we say a blessing on the food so that it will cool down?"

Isaac, "yes."
me, "oops, let me tell you why we pray for our food...:)"

There have been a lot of questions about girls around our house lately...

Isaac asks, "How do girls burp?"

Kyle wonders, "Do you think our little girl will be petite?"

Sometimes I like to answer with a question..."Have you seen our boys?" ...followed by a loud burp.

Questions answered.

(after trying to get me dirty with a dirty juice cup to "play a game" I told Luke I didn't want him to get me dirty.)

Luke said convincingly, "No, it is okay, the doctor said you can get dirty a little bit"

I use the "doctor said" a lot with my kids..."the doctor said you need to eat your vegetables to be strong...etc."

It is catching on!!

Sometimes Isaac licks his lips a lot...till they are chap. I always tell him to stop and today he said, "why do lips have to be dry?" I told him because they get sore if we lick them too much. His response was brilliant. "Well, then our lips should be here (pointing right below his nose) and here (pointing right above his chin) far away from our tongues so we can't reach them."

Smart boy, always thinking of a good solution to a problem.

Later he realized that he could reach those spots with his extremely long tongue. He decided our lips should be even further away...our forehead and our neck. He isn't joking when he says this. He is really thinking it through.

Luke, after hearing the baby's heart beat, "The baby is coming out!!" He said this like it was a warning...like, watch out, here it comes!

Isaac, after being convinced that the baby MIGHT be a girl, "well, maybe we can try having a sister, and if we don't like it, we can give her back."

Luke hates hot cars. When we put him in the car seat he closes his eyes, covers his face with his hands, and screams, "Turn the sun OFF!" No matter what I tell him, he is convinced that I can turn the sun off and doesn't know why I haven't done it yet.

After becoming frustrated with a shoe that wouldn't go on properly Luke screamed, "That shoe is being mean to me!"

"_______(insert name), You are the BEST!" Lou

"mommy, you have a time out!" Lou

After trying to clean his sticky hands, I guess I pushed too hard with a baby wipe. "mommy don't hit me. You have to be nice!" Lou

"Mommy, we really need to buy lime-away because it cleans and protects your home." Ike

After telling Luke that I hoped I didn't throw up on him while changing his diaper because it was so stinky, Isaac said, "Lukey sure is a cute baby. I hope you don't throw up on him, because then he wouldn't be so cute."

2007
"Mommy, Luke picked my nose for me!" me, "NO! don't let him do that!" Isaac, "but mommy, that is a good thing, he was helping me!"

"who made *tommy? Heavenly Father didn't make him because he is mean, so who made him?" Ike

"I love moms and dads. Mommy and daddy are my favorite persons" Ike

After throwing up and me explaining to him that he can't have something to drink, "but mommy, water is healthy!" Ike

After watching me rub my head I explained to him that I had a headache he said, "It's okay mommy, everybody makes mistakes sometimes." Ike

"Big boys are not babies...big boys are sons. When I grow up, we will have 2 daddies because I will be a daddy and we will still have daddy." Ike

"When I grow up, I am going to fly." (Will you give me a ride?) "No, mommy, you are too big." Ike

"Mommy, don't cry, mommies don't cry, only babies cry." Ike

"Remember mommy, we EAT cheetahs" Ike

(After scolding a 3 year old for dripping Popsicle on his shorts)..."Mommy, I didn't drip, the popsicle dripped!" Ike

"Ahh, mommy a bee!"
"No, it is not a bee it is just a pesky bug, but don't worry, it doesn't bite."
"It just kisses?" Ike

Isaac speaking quietly to himself, "focus, speed, I am speed."
from the movie, Lightening McQueen...he is always quoting from it! Ike

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

You Not the bunny, Mommy!

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Once upon a time

Kyle and Emily

Ike, Is-a-car, I-gok, Bear, Big Brother

Lou, Lukey, the Lukester

Lucky Penny, Penny wise, Pen

Roobles, Roo, Scooby dooby Roo, Roobikins, Roobles and bits

Ollie, Oliver Boliver, Mr. Magoo

Millie moo, Millooskey, Amelia Bedelia

Mad Max, Motorcycle Max, Maximus Prime

Simon says, the large and growly bear, the baby

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